erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power
wait for it
— Anne Herbert (via bookporn)
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.
I love how all of my friends tag me in this…
I HAVE NEVER SUMMONED ANCIENT POWERS…yet
The whole world has been against her. She’s become more of a punch line than a celebrity. Instead of celebrating with Lindsay about the small victories as you should with any type of addict (my step father was an alcoholic for 10 years) people have joked about how she can’t do it. I would cry too if someone finally told me to celebrate after spending so long being a joke.